Search for Julius Caesar's Spirit: New Developments

Ivory Division has successfully located Julius Caesar's 4th cousin (twice removed) on his mother's side. Percival Caesar, a centurion, was previously thought slain in a battle with the Gauls. Surprisingly, he turned up this week at a coffee shop in western Saskatchewan, where he was disguised as a barista while hiding from the RCMP. Percival was replaced by a lookalike military drone (graciously provided by a joint effort from Red and Green Divisions) and has been brought into AWD custody for questioning.

EMERGENCY UPDATE

Here are a few things I've learned today:

1) Clones are very fast

2) They seem to posess personal memories of their original (for example, passwords)

3) A size 10 to the ol' Unauthorized Zone hurts... a lot.

In conclusion:

Whoever keeps cloning me- you are the only one who's laughing!

It's probably Green Division, hazing some new scientists, playing pranks (damn punks). If I find out who is responsible, mark my words: A Size 10 in your zone will be the LEAST of your problems!

Vincere Causa Anima Et Lucri

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!

This update is to inform those AWD operatives working within Yanni Sector, and specifically those who do business in our Local Victory Outpost, that we will be testing a new compound in your area today.
Agents in Green Division have been working on a new pheromone compound that will drive normal humans into a state of frenzied... affection, we'll say affection. Please note that any agents in that area are excused for any late work, as today might prove more busy than usual.
Who knows? If all goes well with this test, next year's Super Bowl might prove to be quite interesting.
On a related note, I want all footage of today's test shipped directly to the OverCouncil, as the results of this test interest us greatly.

Vincere Causa Anima Et Lucri