Showing posts with label Piano. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piano. Show all posts

5/23/08

TRAITORS! TRAITORS EVERYWHERE!

Sad news for AWD, it seems that all around me have gone mad! I have no idea as to the scope of this infection, whether it's localized to Blue Division or stretches to the entirety of our glorious organization. But the truth remains the same:

I am being hunted.

All day people have been giving me odd looks, and I swear I am being tracked. But they have no idea with whom they deal. There's a reason I've survived coup after overthrow after power struggle. Let's see how prepared they are for a size 10 boot to the old "unauthorized zone"!

Drat! Some one's at the door. Any of you who are still loyal to me and to AWD give the secret signal to all cameras! WIth any luck, I'll come and collect you soon...

ANIMA ET LUCRI!

4/1/08

SUCCESS!

Well, we did it folks. Countless years of work and effort have finally paid off:

We control the world.

I want to take this opportunity to thank all of you. Also this message is designed with a special code that will activate each and every one of your "Killswitches". By the time you get to this line, you'll be dead and all the power that we've taken will be mine alone...

















April Fools!


Vincere Causa Anima Et Lucri