Search for Julius Caesar's Spirit: New Developments

Ivory Division has successfully located Julius Caesar's 4th cousin (twice removed) on his mother's side. Percival Caesar, a centurion, was previously thought slain in a battle with the Gauls. Surprisingly, he turned up this week at a coffee shop in western Saskatchewan, where he was disguised as a barista while hiding from the RCMP. Percival was replaced by a lookalike military drone (graciously provided by a joint effort from Red and Green Divisions) and has been brought into AWD custody for questioning.

Temporal Anomaly

Keen observers may have noticed an apparent lack of activity within the organization beginning in late January of 2009 and continuing to just prior to this posting. Some memory loss during this period is normal. There is no cause for alarm. AWD's central facilities and extended operating areas, including the majority of the Earth's surface area and portions of its interior, underwent an unexpected but harmless temporal anomaly.

Rumors that an Ivory Division metamagic dimensional-tunneling experiment contributed to this occurrence are entirely unfounded. Our internal investigators have found no evidence to support this theory, instead pointing to malfunctioning equipment in Green Division's research labs as a more likely culprit. The results of our investigation will be distributed on a need-to-know basis to senior personnel.

Ivory Coast out.