Temporal Anomaly

Keen observers may have noticed an apparent lack of activity within the organization beginning in late January of 2009 and continuing to just prior to this posting. Some memory loss during this period is normal. There is no cause for alarm. AWD's central facilities and extended operating areas, including the majority of the Earth's surface area and portions of its interior, underwent an unexpected but harmless temporal anomaly.

Rumors that an Ivory Division metamagic dimensional-tunneling experiment contributed to this occurrence are entirely unfounded. Our internal investigators have found no evidence to support this theory, instead pointing to malfunctioning equipment in Green Division's research labs as a more likely culprit. The results of our investigation will be distributed on a need-to-know basis to senior personnel.

Ivory Coast out.