You will all be glad to hear that our tireless work with specialized geomancers has finally opened up a stable magma chamber beneath the former AWD geological super weapon the Omega Cannon (Mt. St. H.). Luckily our efforts remain undetected, civilians calling it a "natural event".
As you may know we first took an interest in the creation of the Omega Cannon out of the remains of the former St. Helens in 1993. Noting the power of untamed nature our minds reeled at the possibility of such a force under our control. Since then Green division has been working tirelessly to harness the power through techno-mystic means.
So far the only outside entity aware of our current activities is the USPS (United States Postal Service), an independent branch of the US government. So far they have been trying their hardest to uproot us from the area, but to no avail. Our only worry is that they might try to expose us to a more threatening power, but thankfully they are on bad terms with their own people since the Harrington fiasco.
Wish us luck, and send your well wishes to Agent Green Skittles for his hard work, truly this man has enviable stamina. Nobody can fault his rigid dedication.
Vincere Causa Anima Et Lucri
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Beware the USPS!!! They are a group of back-stabbing bastards who can at any time form a secret alliance with ANYONE and are capable of much unpredictable offenses!!!
We'll get you yet, AWD. Watch your back. Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night will prevent us from our pursuit of justice. You WILL be stopped.
Deliver THIS, government puppet! You can't see it bit I'm making a VERY rude gesture, you can be sure of that!
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